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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>boots</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @outrageouschaos)</generator><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>via cache.gawker.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksqztqgLJ41qzyz8so1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/11/0_32e7b_74b32d00_XL.jpg"&gt;cache.gawker.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/236071953</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/236071953</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:44:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really) | Popular Science</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-loving-bird-shuts-down-lhc"&gt;Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really) | Popular Science&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;HAHAHAHA. I’m still rooting for the Tevatron.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/234774726</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/234774726</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:17:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>BBC NEWS | Health | Feeling grumpy 'is good for you'</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8339647.stm"&gt;BBC NEWS | Health | Feeling grumpy 'is good for you'&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;In contrast to those annoying happy types, miserable people are better at decision-making and less gullible, his experiments showed&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/231815374</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/231815374</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:01:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Gef the talking mongoose - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</title><description>&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gef_the_talking_mongoose"&gt;Gef the talking mongoose - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This is what happens when I start clicking on random Wikipedia links.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/227416837</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/227416837</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:41:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Family Dynamics</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks1qeq89RB1qzyz8so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.squareamerica.com/fd19.htm"&gt;Family Dynamics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/222303978</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/222303978</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:20:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Eagles filmed hunting reindeer</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8314000/8314558.stm"&gt;Eagles filmed hunting reindeer&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Eagles vs. Reindeer. This one could go either way, folks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/220093695</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/220093695</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:27:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"You know I’m down with it,” Snoop said of name-checking the popular HBO series on his..."</title><description>““You know I’m down with it,” Snoop said of name-checking the popular HBO series on his new single, “Gangsta Luv.” “I love that show. I wish I could be on it. I’d be a hell of a vampire, don’t you think? So what’s happenin’? ‘True Blood,’ get at me — Snoop Dogg wants to be a vampire.”  DO NOT TEASE, SNOOP.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1624317/20091020/snoop_dogg.jhtml"&gt;Snoop Dogg ‘Loves’ ‘True Blood,’ Wants To Be A Vampire - News Story | Music, Celebrity, Artist News | MTV News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/219667316</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/219667316</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:52:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Large Hadron Collider Struggles,  Adding to the Mysteries of Life - NYTimes.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/04/science/space/04collide.html?_r=1"&gt;Large Hadron Collider Struggles,  Adding to the Mysteries of Life - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;The LHC isn’t looking so hot…GO TEVATRON! (ps: “Lucio Rossi, head of magnets for CERN” is the best title. Ever. In the history of mankind.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/219133413</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/219133413</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:35:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The trucker pulp fiction of Germany</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/19/trucker-pulp-fiction.html"&gt;The trucker pulp fiction of Germany&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I have a completely un-ironic love of truckers. I have ridden long distances in the cab of a big rig; as a young child, we had family friends who had a traveling horse show. That is a totally different story, but big trucks and the folk who drive them were nearly ruined for me by hipsters. I’m glad to see the Germans have a tasteful reverence for the profession…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/217296580</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/217296580</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:16:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Why do people hate you and they’re supposed to love you and God is love?”</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blogofneworleans.com/blog/2009/10/15/why-do-people-hate-you-and-theyre-supposed-to-love-you-and-god-is-love/"&gt;“Why do people hate you and they’re supposed to love you and God is love?”&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I have a lot of respect for adults who don’t talk down to kids, but instead speak at their level.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/216343199</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/216343199</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:15:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>MENUDO  -   MENUDO ON ABC   .   SHOPPING MALL (via boricuaps)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f-7ICRXYvSQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f-7ICRXYvSQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MENUDO  -   MENUDO ON ABC   .   SHOPPING MALL (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/boricuaps"&gt;boricuaps&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/215513535</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/215513535</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:49:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>VERY BAD IDEA. Jesus, will people NEVER learn to be suspicious...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SbqHERKdlK8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SbqHERKdlK8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;VERY BAD IDEA. Jesus, will people NEVER learn to be suspicious of robots? EVER?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/214782665</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/214782665</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:24:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The first man to be electrocuted</title><description>&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kemmler"&gt;The first man to be electrocuted&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Man. This story is insane. I learned about it from the &lt;a href="http://science.howstuffworks.com/nikola-tesla.htm"&gt;Stuff You Should Know&lt;/a&gt; podcast. Don’t blame Nikola Tesla; Edison provided the old, crappy AC generator for this one…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“In the second attempt, Kemmler was shocked with 2,000 volts. Blood vessels under the skin ruptured and bled and some witnesses claim his body caught fire. Witnesses reported the smell of burning flesh and several nauseated spectators unsuccessfully tried to leave the room.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/213778762</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/213778762</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:12:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A deer jumped through the window of a Coney Island...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdOFE5babiA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdOFE5babiA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A deer jumped through the window of a Coney Island restaurant…pure magic. On &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdOFE5babiA&amp;feature=related"&gt;loop&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/212724214</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/212724214</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:04:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You dont buy me flowers (Live) feat ICE T n Tupac (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9IyzRhBPv5Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9IyzRhBPv5Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You dont buy me flowers (Live) feat ICE T n Tupac (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/EvilDOOER"&gt;EvilDOOER&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Adorable. Just adorable. From Roseanne’s talk show!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/211699352</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/211699352</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:51:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Virus Found in Many With Chronic Fatigue Syndrome - NYTimes.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/09/health/research/09virus.html?_r=1"&gt;Virus Found in Many With Chronic Fatigue Syndrome - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;In the past, I’ve had different doctors label me with CFS as a way of not treating physical symptoms I’ve had…sometimes it’s nice to just have science back up what you know to be true about your body.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/211349869</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/211349869</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:16:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If you claim something, you can own it. But if you have it as a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr3dq0jkxe1qzyz8so1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you claim something, you can own it. But if you have it as a shameful secret, you’re fucked; you’re sitting in a room populated by elephants. I have a lot of elephants to kill.  (via &lt;a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/11/carrie-fisher-200911"&gt;Carrie Fisher on Baggage | vanityfair.com&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/205822893</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/205822893</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 08:08:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This made me audibly laugh out loud at work, like a crazy...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/205163569/tumblr_kr1vyvMach1qzyz8s&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This made me audibly laugh out loud at work, like a crazy person. Also, this is why I opt to not celebrate my birthday this year…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/205163569</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/205163569</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:47:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Hump Chomp Day 
Oh. My. Lord.  Petunia would LOVE a pygmy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqsy8tdH6e1qzyz8so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5371304/happy-hump-chomp-day"&gt;Happy Hump Chomp Day &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh. My. Lord.  Petunia would LOVE a pygmy hippo for company!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/201180057</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/201180057</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:58:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"‘Surviving the Holocaust certainly could lead to an “understandable fear of irrational..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;‘Surviving the Holocaust certainly could lead to an “understandable fear of irrational punishment,” but being sentenced for pleading guilty to child rape is basically the definition of rational punishment.’&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I am so tired of hearing people defend his actions. You don’t want to be exiled? Try not giving children a Luud and bubbly cocktail before repeatedly assaulting them. It’s a good place to start.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/feature/2009/09/28/polanski_arrest/"&gt;Reminder: Roman Polanski raped a child - Broadsheet - Salon.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/200857434</link><guid>http://outrageouschaos.tumblr.com/post/200857434</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:26:04 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
